Social Networking Anxiety Disorder

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I’M HAVING A MAJOR ANXIETY ATTACK!

I cannot access my Facebook account.  I am just getting some stupid message that my account is under maintenance and to check back in a few hours.

A FEW HOURS????

I’ll have started shaking by then.  Possibly even hallucinating.

Goodness KNOWS how many Scrabble games will be waiting for me when I am eventually allowed back in!

My Fairy Garden will be overrun with weeds!

HOW will people know what is happening in my life today????  There will be dozens all wanting to know just how many more words I’ve done on my thesis (not many as it happens because I’m too busy having an anxiety attack about not getting into Facebook).

And how am I supposed to write highly informative and intelligent comments on my friends’ walls??  I expect they are already sending out search parties for me…..

My dog can still get on there.   This isn’t right.  He’s crap at Scrabble and he has nothing of note to tell the world, other than how nice his balls taste.

I suppose there’s nothing else for it

I will just have to do my course work

5 thoughts on “Social Networking Anxiety Disorder

  1. So if your account is under maintenance, does that mean they are going to be cleaning it up? That would worry me. What if they start trashing everything you’ve been hoarding in there? I think it’s time to take drastic measures and threaten your dog until he gives up the password.

    • I am not sure what they were up to. It’s all back now anyway, mindless drivel and all….

      What do you suggest I threaten the dog with? I could post up a few photos of him naked I guess?

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